Thursday, 23 October 2014

Reliquary



The Reliquary is a gorgeous six-sided polished silver casket, on top sits the preserved remains of a new species we have commissioned. The casket is painted with intricate representations of the possible food of the animal. Outside hang six sets of headphones, six audience members are chosen and through these they are invited to look inside the reliquary itself.  This piece is both serious and funny and seriously funny.



The Dam Has Dugs



Stay, traveller, and rest a while, I beg

To contemplate the mystery of the egg. 
Within this cask of bone resides the sum 
Of all that’s been and all that’s yet to come. 
Linger awhile, that you and I may share
 
Nor fish nor fowl but something passing rare. 
And join my modest muse, extolling thus 
The albino, arctic duck-billed platypus; 

Where once stout Phoebus and his lusty train 
Were rudely routed from the blasted plain 
There, phoenix-like, the platypus arose
 
And gaily sported mid the growling floes 
To rear her brood and serve her mortal span 
In chill crevasses measureless to Man 

Whom Providence has rendered at the last 
Impervious to the Hyperborean blast,
 
The eager whelps, their fragile prison rent 
At once go forth in search of aliment. 
Creation now a further wonder works; 
The dam has dugs. 
The brats wear milky smirks. 

Yet some there be who brave the Arctic squall 
In whom the thirst for knowledge conquers all. 
My pen is still. 
My beating heart unmanned; 
My spirit quails before the hardy band 
That scorns the perils of that dreadful land – 
The ravening beasts which lour on every hand 
The chafing wind that scours the arctic strand 
To bear in triumph homeward by their toils 
This peerless paragon of oval spoils.

Such marvels hath the Modern Ajax wrought, 
Their magnitude the Mind can scarce support. 
Behold! Before our disbelieving eyes
 
The seamless vessel parts - and yields its prize... 


Lou Glandfield 2014 

Tuesday, 21 October 2014

Mr Lucky in France

We just got these photos of Mr Luckys Party by Sebastien Ballet from a 2013 show in FĂȘtes de laTourBlanche Issoudun.







 

Tour Dates for 6 Impossible Things

                              
 2014/15














We have now embarked on a second year touring our rural arts show, here are the confirmed dates.

Maseteg Town Hall                                                21/9/14
Marchwiel Village Hall                                          11/10/14
Goole (Junction)                                                   18/10/14
Heage Village Hall                                                 24/10/14
Bramshall Parish Hall                                            25/10/14
Florence Nightingale Memorial Hall Holloway      26/10/14
West Stafford Village Hall Dorset                         15/11/14
Child Oakford Village Hall Dorset                         16/11/14
Itton Village Hall                                                    4/12/14    
   
Cilcain Village Hall                                                 17/4/15 
Settle Victoria Hall                                                  7/5/15
Greetham Community Centre                                8/5/15
Bottesford Victory Commemoration Hall                9/5/15
Wymonsham Village Hall                                       10/5/15
Caunton Dean Hole Community Centre                15/5/15
Rempstone Village Hall                                         16/5/15
Heydour Parish Hall                                               17/5/15
Husthwaite Village Hall 7.30p.m.                            22/5/15
Burniston & Cloughton Village Hall  7.30p.m.         29/5/15